Policing Practices Critic Mugs

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

Privacy

Big Brother.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Facial Recognition

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

1 message reviewed by NSA.

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

Flying Squad

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

The NSA organizes its new sprawling data farm based on the different types of web traffic...

The long arm of the law. . . Your personal e-mails.

"They can say what they like - stop-&-stretch works!"

Crooks

I.D. Cards Protest Group - Database of members: Name, Age, Address, Income, Occupation, Marital status...

'Yes, the prodigal son is in Russia!'

"I see the cuts are starting to bite."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"Nothing to hide huh? How about a broken tail light for starters?"

Jester taunts the traffic police.

'I'll keep him covered...you radio Parking Violations and tell them we've got their man!'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

Slammer on the Spot