Pole-squatting Enthusiast T-Shirts

'They laughed when I told them I wanted to be a pole-squatter. . . they're not laughing now.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Here we go again...'

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

' Love and pole vault'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

"It's a polo pony"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"Could you keep still?"

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

'Polevault envy'.

North Pole Dances

The Pole Jumper.

'This is just the warm up.'

'Got it!'