Polar Predator Ponderer Prints

Scott of the Antarctic

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Wildlife

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Beginning Yarder.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'White meat or dark?'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Dog Igloo.

Human meat.

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Walking on Water

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.