Polar Predator Ponderer Mugs

Scott of the Antarctic

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Wildlife

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Beginning Yarder.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Ricochet

Dog Igloo.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'White meat or dark?'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Human meat.

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.