Polar Bear Fan Mugs

On second thought, let's de-ice the wings.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'I see you've been to that tanning studio again...'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"Somewhere away from humans."

"Dad, check this out! I'm wearing a polar cap!"

"I'm having wild mood swings as I struggle with my sexuality. I'm a bipolar, bi, polar bear."

Polar bear lolly

"Not only do I look cool, but I also protect my eyes from snow blindness..."

"Of course Sir, it works wonders on blood stains..."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

'Now that I've adapted to global warming, I'm going to Puerto Rico to join the circus!'

"Gnnnhhh! Brain Freeze!"

Polar bear contributes to global warming."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The interested bystanders.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

The melting polar ice caps

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Polar bears

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Automatic swing machine

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."