Polar Bear Aficionado Mugs

"And how did you become interested in climate change?"

Polar Bear Holiday Song

Ice in our time

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

The melting polar ice caps

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Polar bears

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Baby Bear.

Bear at a vending machine

You have the worst spring breath.

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'