Poker Night Planner Mugs

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

"Botox."

'Once again, I fold.'

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Sailor's Poker.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'I'm all in.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Will you make the final table?'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

'Look sweetie, I'm good at shopping, just like you're good at poker!'