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A little bird told me...

"Best project manager we ever had."

"And would you like flies with that?"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Love Birds love dancing together

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Service."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Working Holiday.

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Sun Worshipers

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Frog with an umbrella.

'I love show biz!'

A parrot with huge bill