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David Suchet

"Poirot follows at 9.00, with strong language, violence, and scenes of a sexual nature from the outset."

A little bird told me...

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

Love Birds love dancing together

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Service."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Working Holiday.

Sun Worshipers

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Frog with an umbrella.

A parrot with huge bill