Pointe Perfectionist Pillows

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Yoga for Alcoholics

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

Bullseye!

"Could you keep still?"

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Maybe you do have all the answers but they didn't match any of our questions."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Making it look easy.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Besties Photo

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Stop staring"

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Motivational Business Course: Charm, Repetition, Acronyms, Pie Charts.

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

Welcome to my cellar!

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Don't make me look fat!"

'Very clever, Gödel — your theory has a built-in disclaimer!'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"