Poetry Puzzle Solver Pillows

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

The Map of the human brain

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Eureka!

'You know too much!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

The Salmon Run

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Some card-game puns

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus