Poetry Puzzle Solver Gifts

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The Map of the human brain

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Eureka!

'You know too much!'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Some card-game puns

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Salmon Run

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."