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Poetry Patron Gifts
Looking for a gift for your poetry enthusiast? Explore our collection of clever, artsy items that speak to their soul. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these gifts are designed to honor their passion for verse and creative expression with a touch of humor and charm.
"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"
"Meet The Author"
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."
"Now I really hate poetry."
John Bunyan
Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public
William Shakespeare sitting at a desk
Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.
Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
Stephen Spender.
Dating an English Major
"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."
"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."
"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
"Oh, this old thing?"
Thomas Hardy
Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.
"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."
Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs
Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.
"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."
Lord Byron
"It's a Haiku Dinner."
The Book Lover
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice
"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."
Sinking with your heart
'Love me little, love me long.'
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
Friedrich Schiller
Limerick Airport
Poetry Patron Gifts Collection
Poetry Patron Mugs
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Poetry Patron Pillows
Add a poetic flair to their home decor with our charming selection of literary-inspired pillows, perfect for any poetry lover.
Poetry Patron Prints
Explore stunning prints that beautifully display poetic quotes and artistic designs—ideal for inspiring their creative space.
Poetry Patron T-Shirts
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