Poetry Buffs Mugs

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

"Meet The Author"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

John Bunyan

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Dating an English Major

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Oh, this old thing?"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Thomas Hardy

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

'He was a great writer'

Henrik Ibsen,