Poetic Practitioner Mugs

Lawyer-poet-in-residence

"Meet The Author"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Now I really hate poetry."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

John Bunyan

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Oh, this old thing?"

Stephen Spender.

Dating an English Major

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Thomas Hardy

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Henrik Ibsen,

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Lord Byron

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Sinking with your heart

'Love me little, love me long.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Limerick Airport

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

This man is an island.