Poetic Egg Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Posh Easter Egg

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

Egg Buggy

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."