Poe Aficionado Prints

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

The Tell-All Heart

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"It's really none of my business, Montresor, but are you sure you're going about this in the right way?"

"Evermore?"

Quoth the Ravens

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"This is the last time I stay at the Bed & Breakfast of a Poe enthusiast."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Selfie

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Friedrich Schiller

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hoxton map.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Little ship of horrors

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

Sylvia Plath