Podium Performers Mugs

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

First Prize!

Jungle Games

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Champions biting their medals

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

Bahrain F1

Soccer Fans.

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

Skiers

Dyslexic Olympics.

Choir wearing masks.

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

Gymnastic Winner.

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

Boris Johnson Loses

Sanna Marin party

The dream works when the team works.

'Dropping From A Height In A Vacuum event.'

'Hop, skip & lump championships.'

Even up

'It is this celebrity culture, they won't do anything by practise medal ceremonies.'

An official making a speech at a press conference.