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"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Two women are hosting a radio show called Ask Sadie.

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"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

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"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

How I met your mother

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"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

7 More Dwarfs

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

America's funniest investment scams

'He's in training for the Olympics'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"What's your earliest memory, Randy?" "Good question, little buddy." "I was five years old. An alien child crash-landed and I found it hiding in my closet. I befriended it and taught it to have fun. But eventually it got sick, and the government stepped in. That's when I helped the alien make its escape and reunited it with its parents." "That sounds awfully familiar, Randy." "I was a child. When some writer offered to option the story in return for a pack of Bubbalicious, I thought it w

"'60 Minutes' is on."