Pocket Protector Parade T-Shirts

Pocket protectors...

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Talk nerdy to me."

A man and his dog

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

Tred carefully mill.

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.

Beware of the Cat.

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

'It worked!'

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

The Economic Crisis

"The bones...have they been buried for the full 21 days?"

Gummy Bears

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

I can't find my claim ticket, but it's the second-biggest ego back there, right after Donald Trump's. Ego check.

Happy Pride Month!

"Humans are strange."

New family code in Cuba

Pride

"And it has pockets!"

Underappreciated Pride Days

'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'

'He choked on a piece of popcorn...you're in big trouble, mister!'

Dogs: Please pick up after your people.

(Do not step on or in any other way offend the grass)

"Gay people are not evil. They simply fall outside your religion's profoundly limited definition of good."