Pocket Money Magician Pillows

'Stay away from her.. she can go through your allowance fast.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Investing your savings

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Everything's gone up."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Wait a minute....!

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

Snowing Money.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

The Speculators

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

Breaking Through

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

I got the raise