Pocket Money Appreciators Prints

'Not exactly a stimulus package.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Plays well with other people's $.

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"I have my very own ATM password."

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

Deep pockets on line two.

"How many investment apps will this get me?"

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

Deadpan Delivery.

"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"

'You say you can't afford to raise my allowance -- could I please see the books?'

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

'Actually I am having a happy childhood, except, of course, for my unhappy allowance.'

Giant Visitor

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

L. $. G. F. E. S. What has he got that I haven't got?

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

'It's nice now, but the trade surplus can't last FOREVER!'

"Before you answer my proposal my Dear, let me just show you the balance of my off shore account..."