Plumbing Jokes Prints

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Fiction for Plumbers

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Sudoku toilet paper

'When did you swallow the coin?'

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

Septic Fields Forever.

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

The Puppet Poop

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

'He doesn't know his arse from his elbow.'

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."