Plumber Prints

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

Plumber plugging a hole and trying to reach a valve.

'You could go home tomorrow, but it will take the plumber three days to disconnect you.'

"These older homes are tricky. You never know what kind of pipes you'll find."

Translating Contractor to English

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong!"

'You have recessive jeans for plumbing.'

'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'

"I can't find that much hair in a drain and not see stress issues."

'Bloody immigrants! You come over here and fix our leaking sink...'

Many hardware stores now provide sketch artists to help their customers recall the part they need.

'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'

'The snake and plunger didn't work, so I'm going in...'

'Tell me...what IS in the pipeline?'

'I don't know much about economics. To me, a liquidity problem is when a pipe breaks in the men's lavatory.'

'All clear!'

'Rick, I think something is wrong with the septic system. The toilet is flushing kind of slowly.'

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'John? You know that simple little plumbing repair job you've kept meaning to tackle. . .'

Chair with a leaking pipe.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Lazy plumber.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'The good news is, you haven't lost water pressure.'

'You're a disgrace, Billy, you really are.'

'Your drain pipe was having a bad hair day.'

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."