Plug Seeker T-Shirts

"Pick me!"

Bring your own inflatable.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Bring me some more power.'

Fishing direction sign.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Glass Ceiling

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Robot about to eat a battery

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Toastquest!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

Self Service Island

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

Need Wi-Fi

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'Internet access... internet access....'