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Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

"Pick me!"

Bring your own inflatable.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Bring me some more power.'

Fishing direction sign.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Glass Ceiling

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

Toastquest!

Robot about to eat a battery

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

Artist Misses the Point

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Self Service Island