Plotting Prodigy Pillows

"Actually, I'v done some of my most devious thinking in the old time-out chair."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"It's an Eyesaur."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

Engineer on the move.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Picasso's learning years.

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Ben Okri

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

"To be or not to be."

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

"Frankly, your mother and I think you did better work when you were two."