Plotting Prodigy Pillows

"Actually, I'v done some of my most devious thinking in the old time-out chair."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"It's an Eyesaur."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Engineer on the move.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Picasso's learning years.

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Ben Okri

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

"To be or not to be."

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

"Frankly, your mother and I think you did better work when you were two."

"New! Crosscheckers! A game of strategy and vocabulary!"