Plotting Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift for a plotting enthusiast? Discover witty and fun products that speak to the love of strategy, planning, and creative scheming. These unique items will delight anyone who enjoys thinking ahead and plotting their next move, whether for work or play. Find something that matches their clever personality and makes their favorite hobby even more enjoyable.

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'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.' mockup

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

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"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress." mockup

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies. mockup

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

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Deadline

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“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

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'I've got'em right where I want'em.' mockup

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

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"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something." mockup

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

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10 commandments

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"We thought we could put in the details later."

"We thought we could put in the details later." mockup

"We thought we could put in the details later."

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"My schedule is just nuts."

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"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!" mockup

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

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"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!" mockup

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

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"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!" mockup

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

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"We need a plot twist."

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He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature mockup

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

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"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex." mockup

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

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Ghost Porn

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"We seem to be going round in circles." mockup

"We seem to be going round in circles."

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Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note. mockup

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

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"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim. mockup

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

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Mid-list Author Magazine

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"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together." mockup

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

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"We need to spice up the company blog to get more views. . . We'll need you to have a torrid affair with Mrs Widlington."

"We need to spice up the company blog to get more views. . . We'll need you to have a torrid affair with Mrs Widlington." mockup

"We need to spice up the company blog to get more views. . . We'll need you to have a torrid affair with Mrs Widlington."

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'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.' mockup

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

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'So! THis is what you do all day.' mockup

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

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'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.' mockup

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

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Planning dept.

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I'm not avoiding you!

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'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.' mockup

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

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"Planning, when do I have time for that, I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning!"

"Planning, when do I have time for that, I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning!" mockup

"Planning, when do I have time for that, I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning!"

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Disorganised Crime

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Plotting Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Plotting Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for plotting enthusiasts. Find witty designs and clever quotes that make morning coffee or tea a more amusing experience.

Plotting Enthusiast Pillows

Browse our pillows designed for plotting lovers. Add humor and personality to their favorite space with cushions that speak to their inventive nature.

Plotting Enthusiast Prints

Find inspiring prints that celebrate the joy of scheming and planning. Perfect for decorating their creative space with wit and humor.

Plotting Enthusiast T-Shirts

Looking for t-shirts that match their plotting passion? Discover humorous and stylish tees that let them wear their scheming spirit proudly.