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My novel was about a man who constantly experienced a sense of deja vu...but then I realised someone had already written one!

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Hither and Yon sign

"Draw your own path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Is the MSG local?"

"Trail mix?"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"Don't even think about it."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Women in a cross country race

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Glass Ceiling