Playtime Storyteller Mugs

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

Late night teddy reading

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'She's just great with the children.'

The Poky Little Pupa.

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Little Princess.

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Why don't you ever like to spoon?