Playtime Pundit Pillows

'She won't be happy until we all join her stupid 12-step program.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Eldrow

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Children's Imagination

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

'With the threat of ABS's competing for Council work is going to get even harder...'

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

Stick man throws arm for dog

'My god, he's insane.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the Chairman of the Board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'Don't be angry with him. It's an educational noisemaker.'

'Let's play Doctor - You be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the mal-practice attorney.'

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