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'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Little doctor.

Boy and his dog

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'Peekaboo!'

Children's Imagination

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

Ball pit

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Good arm."

Stick man throws arm for dog

'My god, he's insane.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

Clockwork Toys.

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

'Really, Grandpa, I don't need to know about bubbles' surface tension, pressure and elasticity to enjoy blowing them.'

Co-habitat

'Chronic fatigue.'

'Let's play Doctor - You be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the mal-practice attorney.'

'Don't be angry with him. It's an educational noisemaker.'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'