Playtime Guardian Prints

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"A little help, please."

Child driving a toy car

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Children's Imagination

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"Good arm."

See, no monster under your bed

'My god, he's insane.'

Clockwork Toys.

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

Lollipop mask

School crossing

Nethead strip: Visit to the doctors

'Momma, we elected you as honorable member of our club. You're in charge of eats and drinks.'

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

'Don't be angry with him. It's an educational noisemaker.'

'Let's play Doctor - You be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the mal-practice attorney.'

"My mom won't let me play with anyone like me!"