Naptime Guardians Prints

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

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Cat and mouse

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'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

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"Nap? I'll nap when I'm thirty."

"Well, I can't read, but I assume it's a sign the humans have put there to show it's a rubbish dump..."

'Puck!'

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

'My life is worse than yours' (24 hour pet supplies)

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

relax kiddo there is no bogeyman under your bed.

Beware Electric Fence.

"Yep, that's an eagle alright, and he's staring right at us! We'd better stay in the warren right now..."

'I can't understand it. He left for school two hours ago.'

'That's the fun thing about babies. Hard as they try, they can't tell you.'

'The head of the house is out, but I can handle any crank calls.'

"Too late. I already put the TV to bed."

"But when we logged-on to your website, we naturally assumed that we'd be adopting a virtual orphan."