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"I know it is of this earth!..."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'What's play?'

Little doctor.

Boy and his dog

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Children's Imagination

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'My god, he's insane.'

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

Mr. Blok's nap is his daughter's opportunity.

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

Soft play area. Kids leave nursing bruises, cuts and limping.

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

'Hurray imagination!'

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."