Playtime Enthusiasts Prints

Although it wagged enthusiastically, secretly the tail found this game dull and repetitive.

"Here's a great idea! You two just take the summer off and play with me!"

Soft play area. Kids leave nursing bruises, cuts and limping.

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

'Stop bossing me around or I won't be your imaginary friend anymore!'

'Your mother and I feel it's important to let kids be kids. Can we leave that with you?'

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

Childhood Friends

Haircuts

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'What's play?'

"That'll be five bucks."

Rocking Horse

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'The kids were so sweet...'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'Peekaboo!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Rocking Horse

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Little boys

A Boy and His Mother