Playtime Enthusiasts Mugs

Although it wagged enthusiastically, secretly the tail found this game dull and repetitive.

"Here's a great idea! You two just take the summer off and play with me!"

Soft play area. Kids leave nursing bruises, cuts and limping.

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

'Stop bossing me around or I won't be your imaginary friend anymore!'

'Your mother and I feel it's important to let kids be kids. Can we leave that with you?'

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

Childhood Friends

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Haircuts

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'What's play?'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"That'll be five bucks."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'The kids were so sweet...'

Rocking Horse

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Peekaboo!'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Rocking Horse

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

Little boys

Origins of a family tradition.

"Do that again, but cuter."

Kids and Mobile Addictions