Playtime Economist Pillows

Toys. Dolls. $28.95. Sir, you sell these baby dolls for $28.95?! Who knew having a kid could be so expensive!

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'What's play?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Philosopher trading cards.

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Children's Imagination

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Extra innings.

"So is it a deal? You take naps for me and I'll chase mice for you!"

I love bathtime.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Wild Child

"Yay! School is done!!"

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.