Playlist Designer T-Shirts

How about listening to music to help you exercise? Ok. I'll make you a playlist. Who do you like? Bach. Wow, nana. You are so hip! I haven't even heard him yet. He's an indie rocker, right? Very indie!

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Musical genres

"Brat"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'I've got it written down...'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"Romance"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

"I always create to-do lists."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."