Playlist Creation T-Shirts

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Desert Island Downloads

Shuffle Shame

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Multi-Tasking

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Musical genres

"Brat"

'I've got it written down...'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"Romance"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

Bucket List

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"