Playing Marbles Pillows

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Baby Mozart.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

The Forever Stamp

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

"He lives in a block of flats"

'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."