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'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's a mobile."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Danth battle?

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"More helium."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Sailor boy

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."