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"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"It's a mobile."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Danth battle?

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

"More helium."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Sailor boy

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.