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"You always seem a lot taller when I'm in trouble."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.