Playful Procrastinator Mugs

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

"Rather than plagiarism. . . I'd like to think of myself as a co-author!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Travelogue

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Serious Putty

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Working from home to-do list.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Al, The Go-From Guy

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"I think I see the problem."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

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