Playful Procrastinator Mugs

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

"Rather than plagiarism. . . I'd like to think of myself as a co-author!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Travelogue

Serious Putty

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Working from home to-do list.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Al, The Go-From Guy

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"I think I see the problem."

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"