Creative Procrastinator Mugs

'Busy day?'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"Still working on the screenplay."

"Ive' learned that if you tell them you got all As on your report card, you don't have to clean your room or your plate for a week."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Working from home to-do list.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Al, The Go-From Guy

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

The Procrastinatorium.

"How to deal with weeds."

"But I am working, Boss...My computer is running the data on improving employee productivity!"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.