Playful Practioner Mugs

Ice Cream Surgeon

Mixed Doubles.

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Where the wild things were."

Little doctor.

Advanced footsie

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Office Park

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"More helium."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

You are simply the Greatest

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.