Fun-loving Lawyer Mugs

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

Office Park

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"Let's take in a trial."

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

Clive Anderson

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

'After living together for ten years, we now realize that the only thing we have in common, is common law.'

Computer questionning a witness.

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

'Equal protection of the law, my foot! -- That was RANK discrimination against bank robbers!'

"Innocent, your honor."

Business Slides.

'The Not so Great Escape.'

Barristers playing children's games during the long vacation

"Talk to Freddy. He handles my malpractice suits."

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

'You do all the pro bono work, and I'll do the anti bono, okay?'

Attorneys - Mom and Pop.

Dicorce lawyer: 'I can't promise you custody of your money. But I'll make darn sure you get full visitation rights!'

"I know what Ally McBeal would do."

Early executive toys...

'Dumpty vs. All the kings men...'

"Hi Mom - Did you get my subpoena?"

"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."

'Your wife got the house and the puppies.. but I managed to get you all the buried bones.'