Fun-loving Lawyer Mugs

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

Office Park

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"Let's take in a trial."

Clive Anderson

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

'After living together for ten years, we now realize that the only thing we have in common, is common law.'

Computer questionning a witness.

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

Business Slides.

'Equal protection of the law, my foot! -- That was RANK discrimination against bank robbers!'

"Innocent, your honor."

'The Not so Great Escape.'

Barristers playing children's games during the long vacation

Dicorce lawyer: 'I can't promise you custody of your money. But I'll make darn sure you get full visitation rights!'

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

'You do all the pro bono work, and I'll do the anti bono, okay?'

Attorneys - Mom and Pop.

"Talk to Freddy. He handles my malpractice suits."

Early executive toys...

"I know what Ally McBeal would do."

"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."

'Dumpty vs. All the kings men...'

"Hi Mom - Did you get my subpoena?"