Playful Historians Pillows

'Grandpa is showing us how they sent a text when he was a kid.'

Bathtime at the Moses Household.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Sundial Time

Ruddy bloggers!

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Dog History

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

A caveman attempting to make a cart

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

"You look good for your age."

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

Useless-memory lane

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

'These are the happiest days of your life.'

Inventor of the First Ceiling Fan: 'Almost There.'

Ancient man

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Excalibur.

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."