Playful Arguer Prints

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

'Brothers like me don't grow on trees you know.'

'I'm going to give you a piece of my mind. Not too large a piece.'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'He started it!'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"To be fair, Martha, you started it."

Cockfight of words