Playdate Protester Gifts

"I'm bringing litigation against everyone who is responsible for my overly demanding socialization."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'What's play?'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Teddy Bear

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

"Wanna play doctor?"

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'

"You'll like my parents. They're very child-centered."

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

"Enough's enough! I've been calling you two for dinner for the last half hour!"

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"