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"Mom got the house."

A Hole in the Dike

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"So much for eternal rest."

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'