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"Mom got the house."

A Hole in the Dike

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Teddy Bear

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

It's for you.

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"So much for eternal rest."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'