Play On Words Lover Pillows

Fisherman to friend in dress: 'That's not what I meant by setting your drag.'

"If we had a Bill of Rights that got wronged, would it be right for a judge to right that wrong?

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"That must be a mistake. There's no way that I am on the 'no fly' list."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Gay Times...

Wok. Don't Wok.

Vlad the Inhaler

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Rap music

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Fishing for complements

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

An infinity pool table

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

You are what you eat!

"My assistant will show you the ropes."